I don’t know what led you to this point in your life where you are searching for the best big dildo ever. But, honestly, it does not matter. What matters is that you have found the one person who is an expert in this regard, and who is capable of handling even the most baddest and biggest dildos ever spawned by humankind. If it’s huge, if it’s massive, or hell… even if it’s a colossal dildo, then it’s meant for me. I have bought so many huge dildos in my life that honestly, I have lost count at this point.
As you have reached this article, I’m guessing you have that same naughty side to yourself, just like me. I want to take you on an adventure into the world of huge dildos. Beware and behold, however, as these truly are the thickest and biggest dildos ever. These big dildos are not meant for first-timers or those girls who can’t even handle a regular-sized dildo comfortably.
Now, without further ado, let’s take a look at the dildos which I consider to be the very best big dildos ever created. Here is a quick overview for you if you don’t want to take the time to search through all of the 15 big dildos on this list:
The best big dildo overall – The King Cock: Jump here!
The best big dildo for beginners – The Lifelike Lover: Jump here!
The Best Big Dildos
Let’s kick this review right off with the absolute biggest dildo ever found in the world. NASA scientists have been studying this colossus for years, trying to find out which alien planet it came from and how it has managed to gather so much mass and energy. It is the best big dildo ever created, and it is the…
The Best Big Dildo: King Cock
The King Cock is totally worthy of its regal name. It’s realistic, super thick, and every inch of it is absolute ecstasy. It’s pricier than many other big dildos, but the enjoyment you will get from this god of all dildos is unparalleled.
- Insertable length: 14 inches
- Circumference: 10 inches
Here it is – the King of Cocks! As its name would suggest, this is a huge dildo. Not only is it the thickest dildo ever made, with a circumference of 10 inches, but it’s also one of the longest. Most big dildos are one or the other – either extra thick or extra long, but the King Cock excels in both.
I am definitely not recommending this massive dildo to the first-timers and those who are faint-hearted. They will never, not in a million years, be able to fit this beast inside of themselves. It took even me, one of the most experienced dildo enthusiasts you will ever meet, five tries until I could fully insert this massive dildo inside of myself. But, once I did, the satisfaction from conquering the best huge dildo was amazing. If you’re as crazy as me, then you will love this big dildo. Don’t say that I didn’t warn you, though!
The Longest Dildo: Si Novelties
Here it is – the biggest dildo ever in terms of length. If you look closely, you can see that this huge dildo, the Si Novelties, has an entire gravitational field around itself, pulling all matter (especially kinky girls) closer to its center.
- Insertable length: 16 inches
- Circumference: 6.75 inches
This is the longest dildo I have ever owned, but it’s also one of the best I have ever owned. It’s not for the faint-hearted, because the sheer size and mass of this bad-boy made even my knees tremble. I have to say, I fell in love with this massive dildo at first sight. (and especially at first insertion)
Without lube, it’s literally impossible to fully insert this huge dildo. Even with lube, it takes a few tries to work your way down to the base of it. But, when you do manage to insert it fully for the first time, you deserve a gold medal, because you have just conquered the longest dildo ever made.
The Most Realistic Big Dildo: RealCock 2
While the RealCock 2 is not the biggest dildo ever, it’s undoubtedly one of the best big dildos on this list, and one of the most realistic. This is why I gave it the title of the best realistic dildo in one of my previous reviews. Admittedly, it’s rather pricey, though.
- Insertable length: 8 inches
- Circumference: 6.5 inches
The RealCock 2 is probably my absolute favorite dildo out of my entire collection, and trust me when I say that my collection of dildos is freaking HUGE! No other big dildo feels as realistic as this one, and although it’s not as girthy, massive or long as the other dildos on this list, it’s still in a league of its own.
I can recommend the RealCock 2 to anyone who is willing to compromise size and length, in order to gain realism and quality in their dildo. The folks over at RealDoll were kind enough to give CyberDear readers 5% off any purchase, so if you decide to become an owner of the RealCock 2, then feel free to take advantage of it.
The Best Thick Dildo: American Bombshell
The American Bombshell is a thick dildo unlike any other. With a circumference of 10 inches, it’s the absolute thickest dildo ever created. If you want the best big dildo for stretching yourself in all the right places, then this is it!
- Insertable length: 9 inches
- Circumference: 10 inches
This bombshell was created for one purpose and one purpose only. This purpose is to fill you up as fully as humanly possible. If you’ve never experienced big dildos or the feeling of being stretched before, then move right along. This massive dildo is not for you.
Only the most experienced and kinkiest girls in the world will be able to fit this giant inside of themselves. Admittedly, even I have trouble getting this thick of a dildo inside of myself. A circumference of 10 inches is no joke, but if you think you have what it takes to insert this beast, then don’t let me stop you. (you’re crazy… I like it!)
The Biggest Black Dildo: Dick Rambone
The Dick Rambone is the biggest black dildo you can find, and it’s fantastic. The veiny texture, the soft balls, the massive size of it… there is nothing to dislike about this huge dildo.
- Insertable length: 13.5 inches
- Circumference: 7.5 inches
There is plenty of girth, thickness, and length to the Dick Rambone, If you want to experience the feeling of being stretched to your limits by a juicy black cock, then this will be the best big dildo for you, without a doubt. There is something irresistible and erotic about taking the full length of a black huge dildo inside of yourself, isn’t there? I can’t explain it, but that something always leaves me begging for more when I use the Dick Rambone. I wish I had a black boyfriend…
The Best Chubby Dildo: King Cock
This chubby dildo is another one of the thickest dildos ever made, created for women who are just a little bit abusive towards themselves.
- Insertable length: 6.8 inches
- Circumference: 10 inches
This is the third thick dildo on this list with a circumference of 10 inches, just like the American Bombshell. It’s next to impossible to fully insert the King Cock on your first try, but once you build up your courage and get it inside after a few tries, then it’s a rather proud feeling!
However, I decided to give the American Bombshell a higher ranking amongst the best huge dildos, because I found that I enjoyed it much more overall. The thickness between the two is the same, but the American Bombshell feels more comfortable and enjoyable. If you are after a super thick dildo, then I would recommend you to go with the American Bombshell. It’s an all-around better choice.
The Best Long Dildo: Hung Rider Large Dildo
A huge dildo which is hung like a horse. It’s one of the top-rated dildos on Lovehoney, and it’s definitely worth a consideration.
- Insertable length: 12 inches
- Circumference: 7.5 inches
Next up in my big dildo review, I would like to introduce you to the Hung Rider. It’s shiny, it’s massive, and it’s very smooth. The smooth surface of the Hung Rider makes insertion fairly easy compared to many other big dildos. Therefore, it might be one of the best big dildo choices for those of you who want to start experimenting with the biggest dildos ever, but you’re not sure yet how much you are able to stretch.
Don’t think that handling the Hung Rider will be easy, though. Even though it’s smooth, it’s still a massive dildo, and you can’t get around that. The silky smoothness helps you move it inside, but it’s still 7.5 freaking inches. Remember that!
The Best Big Dildo for Beginners: Lifelike Lover
As far as big dildos go, this is probably the cheapest one I can still recommend. It costs a fraction of the price of the best big dildo, the King Cock, but it also lacks the size of it. This is the best big dildo for beginners.
- Insertable length: 8 inches
- Circumference: 5.5 inches
The Lifelike Lover barely fits into the big dildo category, as it only has an insertable length of 8 inches and a circumference of 5.5 inches. It’s about the size of your hand when fully extended, so it’s not exactly massive.
However, what it lacks in mass and size it makes up for in realism, price, and quality. The Lifelike Lover is a very cheap big dildo compared to the other choices on this list, and this, coupled with the small size, makes it an excellent overall choice for beginners. I can’t exactly recommend it to advanced users, but for beginners, it’s the best big dildo currently available.
Basix Big Black Dildo
This is another large black cock, which is just waiting to be mounted. It’s very realistic, and the smooth texture makes it fairly easy to insert. In addition, it has a fairly cheap price tag, so it’s one of the best big dildos for beginners.
- Insertable length: 10 inches
- Circumference: 7.5 inches
This big thick dildo from Basix is a sexy one. It has a realistic set of balls and a shaft which is smooth and bends easily. Similarly to the Lifelike Lover, I can recommend this as an excellent choice for beginners. They are both great picks, so it’s mostly up to you whether you prefer black or white cocks.
Basix Big Blue Dildo
This is the blue version of the dildo which I mentioned just previously, the Basix. Instead of a black design, this one has a sky-blue transparent design. Love it or hate it, but it’s definitely unique.
- Insertable length: 10 inches
- Circumference: 7.5 inches
Generally, I am not a fan of unrealistic colors on my dildos. I prefer real skin colors, whichever color it might be. However, this big blue dildo caught my eye regardless. I know many of you out there love blue dildos, so I thought I should give a shout-out to this big blue dildo regardless of my personal preferences. Besides the color, it’s the same as the previous huge black dildo from Basix. It’s a good choice for beginners.
B-7 Torpedo Large Dildo
This is the smallest and cheapest big dildo on this list. It’s nothing groundbreaking, but if you want something smaller to start off with, then it might be a decent choice.
- Insertable length: 6 inches
- Circumference: 6.75 inches
The B-7 Torpedo initially caught my attention because of its unique looks. However, what other giant dildo have you seen which is in the shape of a torpedo? Well, at least for me, it was a first.
However, once I actually got my hands on the torpedo dildo, I was left relatively uninspired. It’s too small, it’s not realistic, and the cheap price tag is not enough to justify purchasing this dildo unless you are a complete newbie. That is just my two cents, though. It seems that this big dildo has good reviews online, so maybe I am being overly critical of this torpedo.
The Naturals Giant Dildo
A giant dildo with a realistic feel to it, but in my opinion, it falls short of the other best big dildos such as the King Cock and Si Novelties.
- Insertable length: 10.5 inches
- Circumference: 6.5 inches
The Naturals was designed to be a relatively cheap huge dildo which is both realistic and premium. However, I found it to be none of these things. It’s not as realistic as the best big dildos on this list, it’s not as cheap as some of the beginner’s picks on this list, and it’s not particularly massive either. It’s a good quality product, without a doubt, but I can’t exactly recommend it when there are so many other excellent huge dildos out there.
Giant Purple Dildo
It’s a big purple dildo – what more is there to say?
- Insertable length: 9 inches
- Circumference: 7.4 inches
This purple dildo didn’t particularly float my boat. I’m not even sure why I bought it, as I have never been a fan of bright-colored dildos. It had a cheap price, though, so I decided to go ahead and order it for this review. I found it to be rather boring and uninspired because it did not feel real, it was not particularly big, and the color just threw me off completely. If you want a giant purple dildo above all else, then get it, but if the color purple is not the only thing which matters to you, then get something else from this list of huge dildos.
Hulk Dildo
A short but super girthy dildo. It has a cool veiny and curved design, but personally, I found it to be rather mediocre overall.
- Insertable length: 7 inches
- Circumference: 8.2 inches
The Hulk Dildo looks very ambitious from the picture. After all, for girls like me (and you?) who love huge dildos, what could be better than the cock of Hulk himself? But, in reality, it seems Hulk has a rather unimpressive cock.
The first problem starts with the length of this large dildo. It’s so short compared to the girth! Inserting the 8.2 inches of girth is difficult, and when you finally manage to do it, you want to have some length to play around with. This is just not possible with the Hulk Dildo, as it’s too short. Well, at least for me personally, this was the case.
BONUS Option: Belladonna’s Magic Hand Fisting Dildo
It’s a fisting dildo in the shape of a hand! It’s truly a one-of-a-kind for those of you who love fisting and hand insertion.
- Insertable length: 11.75 inches
- Circumference: 8.25 inches
As a bonus, I wanted to showcase a gigantic dildo which is not in the shape of a cock, but instead – a hand! It might seem weird because as usual, you buy dildos to avoid having to use your hands for masturbation. In the case of this fisting dildo, however, you are paying for a helping hand!
This is the best huge dildo for those of you who love a good old fist fucking, and don’t want to get your hands dirty. It’s a really cool idea, and I hope more of such dildos pop up in the future.
