Before buying my very first blowjob machine, I had too many questions which needed answering.
Will a blowjob machine feel anything like the real deal? Are they really worth all this money? What if the mailman sees my package and calls me a loser??? I made this blog post to answer all these questions I myself had at one point, and to show you the best blowjob machines that I have in my personal collection. The world of blowjob simulators is an amazing one, so don’t be afraid of trying something new and exciting, even if it seems a bit strange at first.
A good dick sucking is probably better than anything else in this world, any man who has experienced one will tell you this. Better than money, better than a vacation in Hawaii and often better than regular sex! The feeling of having your penis massaged by the soft lips of a woman, your tip licked over and over by an enthusiastic tongue. The intense pleasure of the moment when the girl puts you in control of her mouth and you slide back and forth, going deeper and deeper into that soft throat of hers. Ohh boy!
The best blowjob machines actually are surprisingly close to this feeling. Of course, it is and never will be exactly the same sensation as thrusting yourself in a real woman, but what you will find is that the overall blowjob experience might even become more enjoyable. For example, after orgasming, you will not have any obligation to please the other side, you can just relax!
Let’s get right into it. My review of the best blowjob machines ever. If you like what you see, get one for yourself. There is no way in hell you will be disappointed by these licking and sucking masterpieces!
Table of Contents
- #1. TITAN by Kiiro: Best Blowjob Machine
- #2. AutoBlow 2 Blowjob Robot
- #3. Fleshlight Turbo Thrust Blowjob Masturbator
- #4. Magic Eyes La Bocca Della Verita
- #5. RealDoll Oral Simulator
- #6. Lovehoney Head Master Vibrating Blowjob Stroker
- #7. Lovehoney O Force 2 Dual Motor Vibrator Robot
- #8. TENGA Standard Edition: Best Cheap Blowjob Machine
- #9. Sue Johanson Super Head Honcho
- #10. Doc Johnson Blowjob Toy
- Frequently Asked Questions
#1. TITAN by Kiiro: Best Blowjob Machine
This is it – the mother of all blowjob machines. It replaced my Fleshlight (now discontinued) and I’m not mad about it. It’s insane. This thing will suck you off so quickly and intensely that you will be left on the floor gasping the first time you use it. It’s the best blowjob machine in the world. No questions about it.
Price: $149 for TITAN by Kiiro
Now, I know what you are thinking – “what in the hell is this thing?? It looks like a router!”. And – if you were thinking this – you aren’t far too from the truth considering its interactive capabilities. The Titan is absolutely crazy, and there is no other sex toy in the world quite like it.
It has VR capabilities – meaning that you can get your dick sucked by a pornstar in virtual reality. Or hey, connect with a long-distance partner if that’s where you’re at in life. Oh, and it has controls that allow you to adjust speeds. The vibrating bullets make it feel like getting a blowjob from a girl who has drunk 5 cans of Red Bull and done every drug in the universe. I have to say… I’m a fan.
The whole experience feels absolutely out of this world, and there are not enough words to describe this machine well. I did not think something could top my love for the now forever gone Fleshlight Launch but boy was I wrong.
Update September 2020: You can currently get the Fleshlight Launch in a pack for 10% off here. It includes the Stamina Training Unit and Lady orifice, the perfect pairing and a fan favorite.
#2. AutoBlow 2 Blowjob Robot
Advanced blowjob robot with a premium design and features
Price: $179.95 $129.95 on AutoBlow
The Autoblow 2 started as a successful Indiegogo crowdfunding campaign. It quickly gathered over US$300 000 from automatic dick sucking enthusiasts, destroying its funding goal by over 600%.
The best parts of the Autoblow 2 blowjob machine are its beads, which massage your penis in an “up and down” motion. The feeling I got from these beads were stunning. Often times when I have gotten a blowjob in the past, the girl has been too eager and used too much strength in her hand, almost crushing my poor Johnny and killing my enjoyment.
This is not a problem with the Autoblow blowjob robot, however, as the beads are very gentle and feel perfect. They bring super-intense orgasms, as they start the massaging slowly, raising speed and intensity over time until the amazing climax! The Autoblow now also comes in different sizes, a rare and very much appreciated addition.
Downsides? It is relatively expensive compared to the other automatic blowjob machines on this list but there’s a reason for it. Also, although I loved the overall feeling of this blowjob machine, I have to admit… it did not really feel like an actual blowjob. It felt more like a reeeally good massage from a bunch of beads.
#3. Fleshlight Turbo Thrust Blowjob Masturbator
Another top-rated blowjob machine from the famous Fleshlight franchise
Price: $69.95 for Fleshlight Turbo Thrust$69.95 on Fleshlight
This is my favorite Fleshlight of all time, which is also why it also made it on our article on the best cheap Fleshlights. There are tons of reasons to love this blowjob toy. Everything from the design to the performance is absolutely top-notch, and I would not trade this bad-boy for anything or anyone.
When I am feeling like a good spiraling, sucking blowjob, then this thing is my go-to pick. It’s a true cocksucking machine. The spirals wrap around your penis, and when you slide back and forth, it feels exactly like a tongue rolling around your penis. Brilliant, just brilliant stuff!
It is difficult to say whether Fleshlights can be categorized as “blowjob machines”, but nonetheless, I had to give this toy a high ranking. It’s just too good to go unmentioned.
#4. Magic Eyes La Bocca Della Verita
Blowjob machine with a petite anime girl design. My choice for the best budget blowjob machine!
Price: $32.95 on ToyDemon
So this isn’t exactly a blowjob machine, it’s a “onahole”, which is kinda a manual version. It’s nowhere near as great as the machine, but it’s obviously more affordable. This was the first blowjob machine I ever bought and boy, was it an amazing beginning! It does everything a blowjob machine should do. It looks and feels exactly like a real mouth. I would compare it to the time I got a sloppy deep throat from a very petite girl. Amazing!
Still to this day, although my blowjob machine collection has been rising through the roof, I find myself using this blowjob toy very often. It has never disappointed me. The internal design is excellent and realistic and I love the way the teeth feel on this blowjob machine. It felt unreal the first time I tried it and it still feels unreal to this day. I recommend this blowjob machine to both first-time users and veterans. I guarantee that you will love it, and the pricing is more than fair in my opinion.
#5. RealDoll Oral Simulator
The RealDoll oral simulator is a high-quality stand-alone masturbator, which is as close as you can get to a real blowjob. One of my favorites.
Price: $300 on RealDoll
RealDoll has come up with a very realistic looking blowjob toy here. Even if it’s not a robot, it’s a true work of art.
You will enjoy entering the silky smooth lips. You will love being greeted by the fleshy and realistic tongue after entering the lips, which massages your dick even better than a real tongue. Finally, you will be amazed by the time you go full deep-throat on this toy. In real life, most girls will not let you thrust yourself into her throat as intensely as you wish, but the RealDoll will not mind at all.
It is truly an amazing experience.The first time I used this realistic blowjob toy I came buckets within the first two minutes of using it. A good perk is that it’s also compatible to use with the AutoBlow 2 blowjob robot! With some good lube, the tongue by itself will make you cum while screaming with pleasure… best feeling ever.
#6. Lovehoney Head Master Vibrating Blowjob Stroker
Vibrating blowjob machine with incredible texture – very, very intense!
Price: $19.99 on Lovehoney
How would you like to get your dick sucked from three girls, all massaging your dick with their tongues from every possible angle at once, all this while sitting in a massage chair?
Well, this is what the Head Master stroker feels like! It’s absolutely incredible. The mouth is very tight and enjoyable, but by far the best feature on this blowjob is the vibrating bullet. It makes the blowjob experience more intense than almost any blowjob I have ever received. Maybe if I had gotten my dick sucked by five girls at the same time I would be telling a different story, but as I have not (and probably never will), this blowjob machine comes pretty damn close! Downsides? It requires a lot of lube, as it tends to get dry during use. However, at this price point it’s not even a problem.
#7. Lovehoney O Force 2 Dual Motor Vibrator Robot
Great blowjob toy for hands-free use, but the design was not deep enough for me personally.
Price: $59.99 on Lovehoney
This blowjob machine has an incredible design and looks amazing. However, does it actually feel any good?
It feels great, actually, very close to the real thing! It is especially effective for hands-free use. You can activate the toy, set it somewhere stable (or hold it in your hand), and let it suck away! Anyone who has experience with hands-free masturbation knows that this sensation is absolutely incredible.
Are there any downsides?
Well, yes. First off, it’s not as intense as I would like. This blowjob machine feels nice and soft and the suction is great, but it is noisy. The thrusting motion could be more powerful in my opinion as well. Secondly, it’s size was too small for me and I often felt that my penis couldn’t get all the way in. It’s like getting a handjob from an overly eager and inexperienced girl, who thinks that the stronger you jerk the dick, the better it feels.
Nonetheless, I found that although the hands-free orgasms took a long time to reach, they were very powerful and enjoyable.
#8. TENGA Standard Edition: Best Cheap Blowjob Machine
This beast from Tenga is, in my opinion, the best blowjob machine for shoppers on a budget.
Price: $19.99 on Lovehoney
Do you enjoy the feeling of deepthroating?
Of course you do!
The TENGA Standard is designed with every deepthroat enthusiast in mind. It is tight, it has great suction and it is cheap. If you do not want to spend much money on a blowjob robot, then this Onacup from TENGA is perfect for you. It does not come with advanced features like hands-free masturbation and automatic dick sucking. However, it feels very, very enjoyable even without these features.
It’s a tough pick for the “best cheap blowjob machine” between the Sue Johanson and the TENGA. Both are incredible in their own right, when you take into consideration the unbelievably cheap prices. The Doc Johnson is also very high performing for it’s cheap price. So basically, what I am getting at, is that all of these are great blowjob machines for the money and you really can’t go wrong with any of them.
#9. Sue Johanson Super Head Honcho
Cheap blowjob machine with three different suction chambers
Price: $24.99 on Lovehoney
This toy is one of the best blowjob toys for the money. Its price is a fraction of what high-end blowjob robots cost, but the design somehow still manages to feel very premium.
The material feels stretchy and it has a long shape, so it will fit any man out there.
The different chambers feel very pleasurable. Sliding from one chamber to the next feels absolutely incredible, and you will be coming back for more and more.
However, I found myself loving the tightness of the TENGA more, so my choice for the “best cheap blowjob machine” still goes to the TENGA.
#10. Doc Johnson Blowjob Toy
Unique cock sucking machine with a simple but effective design
Price: $14.99 on Lovehoney
This blowjob toy may not look that impressive from pictures, but that does not mean that it is ineffective by any means.
I was impressed by the design of this cock sucking machine from the very start. The internal texture, which consists of multiple ridges, feels intense and I found the overall sensation enjoyable. The silicone skin feels very realistic and smooth to the touch.
This blowjob machine as a whole feels very high-quality. It will massage the tip of your penis just right, much better than most women could. But, the reason why I ranked it lower than the other cheap blowjob machines is simple. It just did not feel as good or as realistic as the other picks. I can’t call it amongst the best blowjob machines because, well, it’s just not the best.
Frequently Asked Questions
People are always curious about my blowjob machines on the internet, and the same questions always keep rising up. I decided to list some of the most common questions I get on this list, so that you won’t have to look for these answers elsewhere.
Being an owner of a top blowjob robot is incredible, but I know how intimidating it can be to actually make the decision to buy one.
Does a robot blow job really feel anything like a real blowjob?
Well, yes!
These top blowjob machines are not just pieces of silicone. They are engineered and built with great attention to detail, to make the whole automatic blowjob experience as realistic as possible. They cost millions of dollars to design and build, and this is shown in all the unique features they come with.
The soft teeth, the tongues, the massage features, the lips – they are all designed very carefully. You will realize this the very first time you thrust yourself inside one of these robot blow job machines.
Of course, it is and never will be exactly the same sensation as thrusting yourself in a real woman, but what you will find is that the overall blowjob experience might even become more enjoyable. For example, after orgasming, you will not have any obligation to please the other side, you can just relax!
It’s no wonder that blowjob machines have become so popular. There are now more blowjob simulator models out there than ever before and the quality standard has become very high.
Are automatic blow job machines really worth the money?
This question is a bit more difficult to answer. Whether you can afford a certain blowjob toy or not depends on your budget.
However, I would definitely recommend a budget of at least US$80. The truly excellent blowjob machines start at this price range and if you want to be truly amazed, then you should invest some money.
If you are on a very tight budget, however, you can always go with a cheaper model. Don’t expect complete realism in this case, though.
What if someone finds my blowjob machine?
This situation is easier to avoid than you might think.
First off, the packages are all very discreet and stealthy. They don’t have any labeling or large logos on them, so no one who sees your blowjob toy arrives at your door will know what is inside the box.
Secondly, these robotic blowjob machines are all relatively small, so you can always find a good place to hide them. You may need some creativity, but there is always a place in your house or room where you can store it safely and discreetly.
For example, I store all my toys inside a sports bag in my room. Noone would want to touch my smelly sports clothes, so no one has ever wanted to check inside the bag either.
What about hygiene? How do I clean my blowjob machine?
All of these top-rated blowjob machines are already built with personal hygiene in mind. They have special spaces in the end, which collect all of the sperm. I have found that all of the blowjob machines I have ever owned have been really easy to clean.
You don’t need any special products to clean these dick sucking machines, just water is usually enough.
Do I need any extra accessories to use one of the blowjob machines?
The only thing you absolutely do most certainly need is water-based lubricant. Without it, your dick will get sore, as some of these blowjob machines are really tight. Trust me, you don’t want to experience a blowjob without any lubricant – after all, what makes a real blowjob great is all of the saliva. In the case of blowjob machines, you have to replace saliva with a water-based lubricant. I learned the hard way!
Other than a lubricant, you really don’t need anything. Some of these models come with removable inserts, which you can change according to your wishes, so once you get bored with one style, you can buy another to spice up the experience. This, however, is by no means necessary. The toys by themselves are more than enough for a complete (and amazing) robot blowjob experience.
This post was updated on January 11, 2024