With my help, I hope I can make the process of choosing a dildo to use in the shower a little bit easier for you. Choosing the best suction cup dildo for yourself involves analyzing three basic functions, which are the price, material, and size. I have showcased these three parameters in all of my top suction cup dildo picks, in order to make filtering through the information easier for you.
How to Choose a Suction Cup Dildo
Before I showcase my top picks, let’s examine each choosing criteria more closely:
- Price – Choose a budget which you are comfortable with spending. The best overall suction cup dildo (and the most expensive one on this list), the VixSkin, costs over $100. However, if you are new to dildos, it’s probably a better idea to start off with something cheaper. Even a $45 suction dildo can perform remarkably well.
- Material – With price comes quality in this regard. Silicone suction cup dildos are the best, but they are also the most pricey. If you want absolute realism, then Silicone is the way to go. However, PVC and Rubber dildos should not be overlooked either, as they balance affordability and performance.
- Size – This is where the definition of “best” is different for everyone. A 6-inch suction cup dildo will be a good starting point for most of you. Anything less than 6 inches is rather small, and anything bigger can be difficult to insert. If you are already experienced with dildos, however, then go ahead and go big. The biggest suction cup dildo on this list, the Chad Hunt, for example, has a whopping length of 12 inches!
And, finally, you need to choose a dildo with a strong suction base. After all, if the base is so weak that it falls off the wall by itself, it’s useless in the shower. Or, well, it’s useless anywhere, really. I make emphasis on dildo use in the shower on this review, because it is the most challenging environment for a suction cup dildo. Keeping this in mind, though, I only featured those suction cup dildos in this list which have a strong suction base. Therefore, you don’t need to worry too much about this aspect if you buy one of the best suction cup dildos from this review.
Best Suction Cup Dildos
Without further ado, let’s see what the best suction cup dildos in the world look like:
1. VixSkin Buck Suction Cup Dildo – Best Overall
Price: $129.99 on Betty’s Toy Box
Insertable length: 6 inches
This suction cup dildo from VixSkin is the very best I have ever owned. I have bought over 20 dildos with suction cups at this point in my life. However, none of them have lived up to the same standard as the VixSkin. Why is that? Well, one of the major reasons would be the fact that this is the only silicone suction cup dildo on this list, and silicone is by far my favorite material for dildos. It feels remarkably close to the real thing, it’s super easy to clean, and the durability is incredible. Refer to my dildo buying guide for more information on this.
I have owned the VixSkin for over three years now, and it still looks as fresh as it was on day one. Also, the suction cup base on this dildo is the strongest I have ever seen. Even if I put it on a wet and slippery bathroom wall, it never moves from its location. When choosing a suction cup dildo, it’s highly important that the suction base is strong, and when it comes to the VixSkin, it’s crazy strong! In fact, sometimes the suction effect is so strong that I need to use my full force to pull the thing off the wall. For the before mentioned reasons, I can say without a doubt that the VixSkin is the best suction cup dildo currently available. It costs a premium, but in my opinion, it’s totally worth it.
If, however, the price tag is not suitable for you, then check out my second recommendation, the King cock:
2. King Cock – Best Budget Choice
Price: $44.99 on Lovehoney
Insertable length: 8.5 inches
Here it is again – the king of Cocks. There really is just no way around this brand of suction cup dildos. I have mentioned the King Cock dildos in numerous previous reviews, and I likely will keep mentioning them for a while to come. After all, they are some of the most high-quality and affordable brands of dildos currently out there.
The lifelike skin and the premium feeling make the King Cock dildo feel more like high-end dildos in the $100+ price category. Their price point really is stunningly cheap for the quality they offer. If you want a luxurious suction cup experience at a cheap price, then a King Cock is a fantastic pick. The only major disadvantage compared to the VixSkin, however, is the material. PVC is not as real-feeling or durable as Silicone. But, Silicone is also considerably more expensive to produce, hence the price difference. If you want the best budget suction cup dildo, then the king Cock is my top recommendation to you.
3. Chad Hunt – Huge Suction Cup Dildo
Price: $79.99 on Betty’s Toy Box
Insertable length: 12 inches
Oh. My. God! A 12-inch suction cup dildo!
If Chad Hunt can’t satisfy you, then there really is no hope for you. It’s the biggest suction cup dildo I have ever owned, and it’s also probably the biggest one I will ever own. That is because I can’t fully fit the thing inside of myself even if I try my hardest. It’s not even overly thick, but the sheer length of it makes it a dildo only suitable for professionals. If you consider yourself a dildo professional, then Chad Hunt might just be a challenge worthy of you. But, if you are a beginner, I suggest you look at smaller alternatives. I can recommend the Chad Hunt for the biggest power-freaks out there. It’s big, it’s sexy, and it will fill you up like nothing else :).
4. Adam Dexter Pornstar Suction Cup Dildo
Price: $89.99 on Betty’s Toy Box
Insertable length: 8.50 inches
The darker the berry, the sweeter the juice. Featuring a whopping 11 inches of total length, the Adam Dexter pornstar suction cup dildo is an impressive one to look at. It has lifelike balls and a veiny texture, and for those of you who are fans of black dildos, it’s obviously an excellent choice. The only complaint I have regarding this suction cup dildo is its price and the fact that it’s made from PVC instead of Silicone.
While I love the design and feel of the Adam Dexter, it would have been better if it was created from Silicone. Especially if you take into consideration the rather high price point of $89.99. Besides the material, though, I don’t have much to complain about regarding the Adam Dexter. It’s one of the best-feeling suction cup dildos out there.
5. King Cock Mega Chubby – Best Shower Dildo
Price: $71.99 on Lovehoney
Material: Skin Safe Rubber
Insertable length: 6.8 inches
This thick suction cup dildo is, as its name suggests, super chubby and thick. It was designed for girls and boys who want to fill themselves up to the maximum, and the end product most certainly fulfills this design purpose. I have found that the King Cock Mega Chubby makes for one of the best shower dildos because the rubber material is waterproof and the suction cup base is very strong.
In addition, dildos in the shower should not be overly long in insertable length, as this makes insertion fairly difficult. Long dildos will slip out of place while you are trying to enter them. It’s not as much of a problem with thick suction cup dildos, as you can hold them in place firmly, and they don’t bend as much to the sides. Therefore, if you want the best suction cup dildo for use in the shower, the King Cock Mega Chubby is another one of my top recommendation for you. Personally, I still prefer the VixSkin, but as the King Cock is almost half the price of the VixSkin, it’s still an excellent bang-for-the-buck dildo with a suction base.
6. The Bartender Miguel
Price: $29.99 on Betty’s Toy Box
Insertable length: 6 inches
This dildo with a suction cup is The Bartender Miguel. Miguel certainly looks sexy from the outside, with it’s bulging veins, sexy balls, and overall design. Whenever I see it I just want to grab my lube and start riding away on it. For the cheap price, Miguel is certainly a good pick, as it both looks and feels lifelike.
I should mention, though, that with time, I have grown to become more and more experienced in dildos. As a result, small and cheap suction cup dildos such as these just aren’t doing the trick for me anymore. Maybe I have been spoiled by luxurious dildos such as the VixSkin. However, for those of you who don’t have all that much experience with dildos and who want something smaller and cheaper to start out with, Miguel is another excellent pick. Once Miguel starts to become boring for you, you can always upgrade to a 7, 8 or even 10-incher.
7. BASICS Big Suction Cup Dildo – Ultimate Budget Pick
Price: $21.99 on Lovehoney
Insertable length: 10 inches
This big 10-inch suction cup dildo from BASICS is certainly a unique one. Full of purple bulging veins and a length body, this dildo is designed to fill you up with colorful mass like there’s no tomorrow. Personally, I enjoyed it very much, especially considering the very cheap price point. You should not expect a realistic experience from this suction cup dildo, though, as neither the design, material, nor the overall feeling of it feels like a real penis. For those of you who like big dildos and who don’t care all that much about full realism, it’s a good choice. For highly budget-oriented buyers, it’s one of the best suction cup dildos out there. However, for a full experience, I recommend spending a little bit more and getting one of the top four picks in this review.
8. The Musician Dwayne – Vibrating Suction Cup Dildo
Price: $49.99 on Betty’s Toy Box
Insertable length: 6 inches
As the only vibrating suction cup dildo on this list, the Musician will “buzz” and “brr” you to no end. With its black texture and lifelike design, The Musician is definitely a looker. I love the overall look and design of it. However, as for the performance, I can’t say the same. It could be because I am not a huge fan of vibrating dildos in general anymore. I find that they tend to be just inferior versions of vibrators. At some point in my “dildo career” I fell in love with them, as I did not want to waste money on vibrators and dildos separately. However, nowadays I prefer my dildos to be plain and simple, without any added vibrations. If you are dead-set on a vibrating model though, then the Musician Dwayne might just be the best suction cup dildo for you. As far as vibrating suction cup dildos go, it’s the best I have come across.
9. Lifelike Lover Classic
Price: $34.99 on Lovehoney
Material: Skin-Safe Rubber
Insertable length: 5 inches
While the Lifelike Lover dildo with a suction cup certainly looks good, it’s not on my top recommendation list because of its material and overall design. It looks and feels very basic, and I want my dildos to have some kind of extra spice. Also, a length of 5 inches makes this suction cup dildo just too small for me.
As for the rubber material, it is skin-safe and completely safe to use, but it just does not feel as good as dildos made from silicone. Taking into consideration the cheap price, however, I still decided to feature the Lifelike Lover Classic in this review of the best suction cup dildos. It’s not the best there is, but it offers good value for the money. Because of its small size, it’s a suitable pick for beginners.
10. Adam’s Cock PleasureSkin
Price: $34.99 on Lovehoney
Insertable length: 7 inches
This shiny beast of a 7-inch suction cup dildo looks like it came straight out of a barrel full of oil. If your main criteria for choosing the best suction cup dildo is the shininess, then Adam’s Cock will definitely be your top pick. It does not even need any lubricant, because the thing looks like it could slip inside anywhere. However, in reality – this suction cup dildo is not the best. It’s made from standard rubber, and while it feels okay, it’s not on par with the top picks on this list. It bends in an unrealistic way, it looks a bit weird, and while it’s cheap, I can’t exactly recommend it for the before mentioned reasons. For $34.99, it’s an okay budget choice, though.