Vibrating dildos are one of my all-time favorite sex toys because they combine the best of two of the best things ever – dildos and vibrators! They have the lifelike feeling of a real human penis, but they also have that little extra spice which no penis has – super powerful vibrations. Trust me, there is no better feeling in this world than slapping your vibrating dildo on a wall, lubing it up, and grinding away on it while turning deep and throbbing vibrations on in the middle of the session. The orgasms you can achieve with the best vibrating dildo are out of this world. This kind of a mix of realism and powerful stimulation cannot be achieved from any other sex toy, so I decided to put together this comprehensive review of all the best dildo vibrator models in the world. Some have mild vibrations, some have incredibly powerful vibrations… some are bright pink, some are lifelike.. there are many choices, but with my help, you will be united with the dildo vibrator of your dreams in no time at all.

 

Quick guide:

The best vibrating dildo

The best budget vibrating dildo

The biggest vibrating dildo

Choosing the best vibrating dildo

 

The best vibrating dildo


 

Doc Johnson Jeff Stryker


A thick vibrating dildo, with a lifelike skin texture, a strong suction cup, and excellent vibrations. The vibration patterns range from mild buzzing to incredibly intense waves, and it’s overall the best vibrating dildo ever made, in terms of pure power and performance. It’s pricey, but the overall quality is fantastic.

 

Price: $64.99 on Lovehoney

The Doc Johnson vibrating cock is a truly orgasmic dildo vibrator. The size, the feel, the vibrations… it’s all perfect. I found that it’s most effective when mounted against a wall, or any other hard surface. This allows you to work your way into the full length a little at a time, and by the time this thick beast is fully inside you, you will start having more euphoric orgasms than ever before. Ohh, I’m getting aroused just thinking about it. It’s big, it’s realistic, and the shape hits the G-spot just perfectly. This is by far the best dildo vibrator in terms of performance, because of the powerful motor and huge range of vibration patterns. It is, however, pricier than most other vibrating dildos out there. Get this if you want the absolute best vibrating dildo money can buy. It’s totally worth the money in my opinion, as long as you can handle the 3″ girth of it.

 

The best budget vibrating dildo


 

Exotic Diamond 10 Function Dildo Vibrator


The Exotic Diamond is a thick vibrating dildo with a powerful motor, a great life-like veined texture, and an affordable price. It’s one of the best vibrating dildo deals out there. Fantastic quality for such a cheap price.

Price: $29.99 on Lovehoney

The Exotic Diamond is rather girthy, with a thickness of 2 inches at the base, so if you are not used to the feeling of fullness and being stretched, you might prefer to start off with something thinner. However, if you already know you like your toys big, then you will definitely like this vibrating dildo as well. It has a wide range of vibration settings, ranging from barely noticeable buzzing to powerful, waving vibrations flowing through your entire body. The curved tip on the end of the vibrating dildo fits into the G-spot perfectly, and the toy itself is surprisingly quiet overall. Powerful motors tend to be loud, but this does not seem to be the case with the Exotic Diamond. Another reason why it stood out compared to other dildo vibrators is its looks. It’s so purple… I love it! Because of all these reasons, I gave it the number two spot of this best vibrating dildo list. You really can’t find anything better anywhere for such a good price. The Exotic Diamond is an excellent deal.

 

Mr. Just Right Vibrator Dildo


This is a powerful vibrating dildo. It feels nice and smooth once you get used to it, and the range of vibrations is excellent. The material feels soft to the touch, but firm during sex, providing nice feedback when you are using it. It’s an excellent choice as an intermediate pick. It’s sort of pricey, but the overall quality is great.

Price: $49.95 on Adam & Eve

The Mr. Just Right is a very good vibrating dildo overall. The texture feels nice and smooth, the vibrations are strong, just how I like them, and it looks very sexy. However, it’s rather loud, so it’s not effective at stealthy use, and the toy smelled like plastic the first time I got it. In terms of performance it’s one of the best vibrating dildos, almost on par with the Doc Johnson, but because of the high price tag, I feel that it is outshined by some of the bigger alternatives. For those of you, however, who are intermediate users, this is likely the best dildo vibrator for you. It’s not too big, it’s not too small, and the vibrations feel fantastic. 1.5 Inch vibrating dildos are very rare to find, and this is by far the best vibrating dildo out of all of them.

 

Pearl Shine Realistic Vibrator Dildo


This is the longest dildo vibrator on the list. It’s stiff, it doesn’t bend, but it feels amazing, thanks to the strong vibration patterns. Overall, this is one of the best dildo vibrators for experienced users. The pricing and quality are excellent, but the big size makes it unsuitable for beginners.

Price: $22.99 on Lovehoney

Beginners beware! The Pearl Shine is another huge vibrating dildo, guaranteed to push you to your limits. It’s not as soft as most others, it doesn’t bend easily, and without plenty of lube, you will never be able to insert it fully. However, the stiffness actually works to its advantage, as it allows the vibrations to run through the entire body of the dildo. The vibrations, the length of it, the veiny details on the skin… all this makes it the best dildo vibrator ever made, at least in this price range. I strongly recommend it to anyone who loves strong stimulation and is not afraid of big toys. The price-to-quality ratio is out of this world, and if you can handle the size, you will love the Pearl Shine dildo vibrator.

 

Lovehoney Lifelike Lover Vibrating Dildo


This is an affordable vibrating dildo with a surprisingly powerful motor, a nice and hard feel, and overall amazing quality for the price. If you are looking for the best cheap vibrating dildo deal on the market, then this is it.

Price: $34.99 on Lovehoney

The performance of this vibrating dildo from Lovehoney came as a complete surprise to me when I first tried it. Since it is a cheap vibrating dildo, I was expecting something mediocre, with a plastic feel to it and weak vibrations. What I got, however, was a powerful dildo which performed excellently in basically every category. It’s just the right size at 1.5″ in thickness, and the vibrations were able to compete with those vibrating dildos which cost over $60. The value you get for the $35 is incredible, really. While it’s not as powerful as the Doc Johnson or something like the Real Feel 9, it’s definitely a better value deal thanks to the cheap price tag.

 

Emperor 7 Vibrator Dildo


The mighty Emperor is a thick and girthy vibrating dildo, guaranteed to push you to your limits. The vibrations are powerful, the material feels nice and smooth, and the design looks very life-like. For experienced users who are not afraid of thick dildos, this is definitely one of the best vibrating dildos. Whether this, the Mr. Just Right or the Doc Johnson is the best choice, is up to your preference regarding design and size. They are all fantastic and similarly priced.

Price: $59.95 on Adam & Eve

This is one of the top-rated vibrating dildos currently available for numerous reasons. Firstly, it looks and feels incredibly life-like. The stretchy skin feels exactly like the real thing. Secondly, the vibrations are very enjoyable. While they are not overwhelmingly powerful, they work as a nice bonus to the already fantastic feel of this vibrating dildo. Finally, it’s nice and soft, so it makes insertion very comfortable and easy if you have lube (which you should). Overall, I consider one of the best vibrating dildos in terms of performance. It’s not the biggest out there, but it feels fantastic.

 

7. BigBanana Vibrating Dildo

A good vibrating dildo for intermediate users. It’s not overly big or tiny in size, and it will be a good fit for most users. While the texture and feel of this dildo vibrator are not as lifelike as some more expensive models, but it does perform very well for the low price.

 

 

Size: 7″ in length, 1.35″ in width

Rating: 7 / 10

Price: $21.99 on Amazon

 

 

The BigBanana is a silicone vibrating dildo with good vibrations, a simple design, and a cheap price tag. It does everything a dildo vibrator should, and for the price, it’s really impressive. The texture does not look and feel as lifelike as some alternatives on this list, but for the low price, it’s totally understandable. The vibrations also have a “thrusting” mode, which you can use to spice up your dildo sessions. The vibration settings have a wide range of patterns, and the motor is nice and quiet. For the price, it’s a great product. However, as it’s sold on Amazon, it comes with no customer guarantee (mine had no faults, though).

 

The biggest vibrating dildo


 

Real Feel 9 Dildo Vibrator


The Real Feel 9 is a huge vibrating dildo with a very life-like skin texture, made from the patented FantaFlesh technology. If you love playing with the absolute biggest of the big toys, then this is another one of the best vibrating dildos for you. It’s huge and very nice, but it’s also rather pricey.

 

Price: $59.95 on Adam & Eve

This thing is freaking HUGE… and I love it! Personally, I love the feeling of fullness and stretching when using big vibrating dildos (as you can see from the all the top picks in this list), so when I saw this bad-boy in the Adam & Eve shop, I knew I had to get my hands on it. Even with plenty of lube and preparation, I found it difficult to insert it fully. The smooth and soft skin on the dildo helps immensely, but the sheer mass and girth on this vibrating dildo should not be underestimated. If you love big toys and nice vibrations, then this will be a top contender for the vibrating dildo for you. It’s incredible in every way, but it’s a bit too pricey, in my opinion. Personally, I loved the thickness and vibrations of the Doc Johnson more, and due to the similar price, I consider it a better deal. However, the Doc Johnsons is even bigger than this best, so as an intermediate pick, the Real Feel 9 takes the cake. It’s incredible!

 

Lovehoney Triple Tickler Dildo Vibrator


Another excellent value pick. This vibrating dildo is unique thanks to the clit stimulator, which massages the clitoris externally, while you are using the dildo part internally. The gentle massaging motion is very arousing and stimulating, so if you love clitoral massaging, this is a good vibrating dildo for you.

 

Price: $29.99 on Lovehoney

The reason why this is one of the top-rated vibrating dildos on Lovehoney is the small clitoris stimulator at the base of the dildo. From the picture, it may seem like a tiny detail not really worth considering, but let me tell you this… it’s incredibly arousing. Combining both penetration and clitoral massaging makes for some incredibly intense orgasms, and you will know what I am talking about the first time you turn this baby on. Both the vibrations inside the main dildo and inside the clit stimulator feel deep and rumbly, exactly how I love them. It’s difficult to say whether this or the Exotic Diamond deserves the number one place of the best cheap vibrating dildo, as they are both fantastic. Finally, I chose in favor of the Exotic Diamond, though, thanks to its incredibly powerful motor for such a cheap price.

 

Lovehoney BASICS Realistic Dildo Vibrator


This is a cheap vibrating dildo, which is a good choice if you want something cheap, reliable, and effective. The vibrations are not the strongest you can find, but for the low price tag, it’s actually rather strong. This is another excellent budget pick.

 

Price: $19.99 on Lovehoney

This vibrating dildo is meant for beginners, but even experienced users will love the simplicity and effectiveness of this dildo. It’s not very thick at only 1 inch in diameter, making it excellent for a beginners vibrating dildo. It’s not the tiniest out there, so don’t be expecting to insert it without any lube, though! It feels fantastic once it is inserted, and I really can’t find any reason to complain, as it costs almost nothing at all. While it does not look as life-like as the more expensive vibrating dildos on this list, it also only costs a fraction of the price of them. It’s not the most powerful, it’s not the sexiest, and it’s not the biggest, but for the price, it’s really an amazing deal.

 

Max Vibrating Dildo


This is a good vibrating dildo, with a good quality motor, lifelike skin texture, and pleasant vibrations. It feels real, it’s flexible and it is overall a good buy, but for this high-end price range, I consider the Doc Johnson and Mr. Just Right dildo vibrators a much better deal.

Price: $55.95 on Adam & Eve

The Max Vibrating Dildo is a juicy one! It looks very intimidating when you first take it out of the box, but thanks to the smooth, life-like skin material, it’s surprisingly easy to insert it fully, as long as you have plenty of lube at hand. It provides a nice filled-up feeling, and once you turn on the vibrations, you will be taken to ecstatic levels of pleasure. Both the main shaft of the vibrating dildo and the balls vibrate, so your clitoris will get a nice massaging as well, in addition to the vagina penetration with the main shaft of the dildo. Overall, it’s a very powerful and effective dildo vibrator, so if you are not afraid of the size, you will love it! Thanks to the thick size and smooth skin material, it’s the best vibrating dildo for anal sex, in my opinion. However, I would have loved more powerful vibrations for such a high price tag. All in all, it’s an excellent dildo vibrator, though, so if you like the design if it, go ahead and get it!

 

All American Mini Whopper Vibrating Dildo


This is the mini version of the All American Whopper. It’s smaller, it’s less intimidating, but the price is the same, sadly. I actually prefer this mini version over it’s larger brother, thanks to the smaller size, which is rare amongst high-end vibrating dildos, and since the motor is the same as on the big American whopper, the motor actually seems to show more power in the mini version.

 

Price: $42.95 on Adam & Eve

This dildo vibrator has a nice texture, which feels very life-like. The end is curved, which fits snugly into the G-spot and prostate (if you are using it for pegging, it’s excellent). However, I found it a little too stiff and rubbery, just like the large All American Whopper. The vibrations could have been improved upon, and it seems that they used the same motor as on the large version. This actually sort of works to its advantage, as the smaller size of the dildo vibrator, makes the motor seem more powerful somehow. Since the vibrations are actually pleasant, I actually consider this an overall great buy for beginners, because there are very few good 1.5″ dildos out there to choose from. If you are a petite lady or if you just prefer smaller vibrating dildos, then this is a great pick for you. It’s good, but it’s outshined by many other vibrating dildos on this, in my opinion (especially if you take into consideration the high price tag).

 

All American Whopper Vibrating Dildo


The All American Whopper is a vibrating dildo with a realistic look and feel. The suction cup works well in most cases, but it has come off loose multiple times in a single month for me. I also found the vibrations a bit too weak for my liking and, it’s rather pricey.

 

Price: $42.95 on Adam & Eve

This vibrating dildo feels firm, and the size is a good middle-ground between big and small. It’s relatively narrow at 0.5 inches in width though, so if you like really big vibrating dildos, then you might be better off with something like the Doc Johnson. For beginners, however, the size and thickness will be just right, and overall you will love the feel of this vibrating dildo. It’s nice and smooth, and very easy to insert, even without using lube. However, the reason why it did not rank higher on this list of the best vibrating dildos, are the vibrations. They are mild at best, and although there are three different levels of intensity you can use, they are all rather underwhelming for such an expensive dildo vibrator. The All American Whopper is a good pick if the feel of the dildo is more important to you rather than the strength of the vibrations. Personally, though, I was rather underwhelmed by this product.

 

 

Little Softee Beginner’s Realistic Dildo Vibrator 5 Inch


This is a simple and effective dildo vibrator, built for beginners. It’s unintimidating, it’s small, and it feels great, considering how small it is. If you are looking for something easy to start out with, then this is an excellent pick. It’s also the cheapest dildo vibrator on this list.

 

Price: $13.99 on Lovehoney

The Little Softee is just as cute as the name suggests. It’s nicely soft, it looks girly and the size is perfect for you if this is your first dildo vibrator. It’s also excellent for stealthy use, because the motor is very quiet, and it’s small enough that you can even use it without lube, unlike some of the bigger vibrating dildos on this list. The vibrations are not the strongest on the market, but it’s a fantastic toy for beginners, thanks to the super cheap price tag. Not everyone loves huge vibrating dildos. Some people prefer gentle massaging, without the filled-up feeling and stretching. For these people, The Little Softee is a good choice. For me, it was too small though, so I almost never find myself using it.

 

 

BigEagle Classical Vibrating Dildo


This is the second vibrating dildo from Amazon which I think is worthy of a mention on this list of the best vibrating dildos. It’s cheap, it’s effective, and the size is a good middle-ground between big and small. However, the vibrations were nothing to write home about…

 

Price: $21.99 on Amazon

The BigEagle is rather similar to the BigBanana, also sold on Amazon. While it’s not a very big dildo vibrator, it’s still effective and pleasurable. It’s a good suit for beginners, as the soft silicone material is easy to insert and the wide range of vibrations is good, although even the strongest vibrations were very mild, at best. They are, however, maybe a good suit for beginner users, who don’t need throbbing and waving pulses flowing through their body. If you are unsure about which size vibrating dildo you need, or which type of texture you like, then the BigEagle is one of the safest bets on the market. However, the reasons why it’s so low on this list are simple… it’s not powerful and as it’s from Amazon it has no guarantee, so if you get a faulty model you are out of luck.

 

Choosing the best vibrating dildo


 

As you have probably noticed by now, there are endless different versions of vibrating dildo out there on the market. There are huge vibrating dildos, there are tiny ones, there are bright pink ones, and there are life-like ones which look exactly like real human skin. Deciding what is the best vibrating dildo out of all these choices can seem difficult at first, but in reality, the choice is very simple if you take into consideration a select few important things. What is the best vibrating dildo? How do I make the choice? The answer to the first question can only be answered by you and you only, but making the choice on what is the best vibrating dildo, is actually very easy to answer. Always consider…

Firstly, the price. What kind of a budget do you want to go with? This is, of course, dependent on you and you only. If you would like a cheap vibrating dildo which is simple but effective, then something like the Lovehoney BASICS will be an excellent pick for you. If you are willing to spend a premium, however, you have more choices to pick from. I consider the Real Feel 9 to be one of the best in terms of performance. It’s pricey, but it’s more than worth the money, in my opinion. Deciding which price range is right for you is up to you, but I would suggest that you do not go far below $20, as vibrating dildos under this price tend to perform terribly.

Secondly, another very important point of consideration is the size and thickness of the vibrating dildo. Some people love it huge, some people love it small, so it’s difficult to say what exactly is the best. If you have plenty of experience with sex toys and you know you can handle big toys, then I think the Real Feel 9 will be the best vibrating dildo choice for you. However, for beginners, I would definitely suggest something smaller, to begin with. Length is not as important, but as for girth or thickness, I would suggest beginners stay at or below 1″ in thickness. Vibrating dildos like the Little Softee are designed with beginners in mind, so don’t be a hero and start slowly. You can always go bigger as time goes on.

Finally, you should always buy your vibrating dildo from a trusted online store. This is the main reason why I almost inclusively included vibrating dildos from Adam & Eve and Lovehoney on this list. The vibrating dildos on Amazon tend to be cheap imports from China, with terrible plastic smells and fidgety vibration controls, which rarely even work. When you buy from a trusted and reputable online seller you have extended warranty, and if there is a problem with your toy you will always get a new shipment. Lovehoney and Adam & Eve also have plenty of reviews on all of their top-rated vibrating dildos, so when you buy something you know exactly what you are getting.

All in all, buying the best vibrating dildo is nothing difficult, and for me personally, it’s a very enjoyable process. I love shopping around for sex toys and comparing them against one another. If you know what you want, then you will always get  EXACTLY what you want, every time ;).

 

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