Bullet vibrators are an excellent starting point for you if you wish to start adventuring through the world of sex toys. They are small, cute, easy to use, and unintimidating. However, despite their cute appearance, they pack a real punch and the top bullet vibrators are capable of some of the most intense orgasms of your life. And, the cool thing is – you don’t even need to insert anything inside of yourself – they work only through external clitoral stimulation!
After careful testing and analysis of ten different bullet vibrators, I became committed to finding the best bullet vibrator in existence. I shared and discussed my findings with other reviewers, and we compared our favorites. It turned out that we all had relatively similar opinions, as the We-Vibe Tango took #1 place in almost everyone’s lists.
We compared every important feature of a good bullet vibrator and analyzed how each candidate competes with each other. In doing this, I found that a select few bullet vibrators always came out on top as the best performers in almost every category. Again, I found the We-Vibe Tango to be the absolute best bullet vibrator in terms of overall performance, both in my and general opinion. Let’s have a closer look:
Best Bullet Vibrator
The Tango by We-Vibe is a highly effective, simple, and powerful bullet vibrator. Also, it’s not as expensive as some other luxurious bullets. Overall, it’s the best bullet vibrator there is.
The We-Vibe Tango is, without a doubt, one of the best bullet vibrators in existence. Its motor is incredibly powerful despite the tiny size (3.25 inches) and the battery is USB-rechargeable. The Tango has four different strength settings and four different patterns of vibrations and they all feel ecstatic. The beginning vibrations are slow and mild, but once you build your way up to the higher settings – then you are in for a treat. An orgasmic treat, that is.
The We-Vibe Tango outshone all of its competitors from the very beginning. The design of the Tango is simple, beautiful, and very effective. The material feels silky smooth to the touch, completely waterproof and the size of it is so small that you would not believe the power this baby possesses when you first glance at it. I don’t know what We-Vibe did to achieve such power in such a small body.
The We-Vibe Tango was designed for all experience levels, from beginners to advanced users. It is unintimidating and petite, but the vibrations on the highest intensity modes are so strong on the Tango that even the most experienced sex toy users will find no problems achieving orgasms with no stimulus except just the Tango. The tip of the bullet vibrator is designed to stimulate your sweet spot with pinpoint accuracy, resulting in deep, rumbly and unbelievably intense orgasms.
Anyone with a clitoris will fall in love with this toy. It’s stunningly powerful, quiet, and well-designed. Honestly, I would recommend the We-Vibe Tango as the best choice for all of you, no matter what your experience level is. The vibration patterns and intensities are broad enough so that there is something for everyone – they range from mild buzzing to deep rumbling waves going through your body.
It’s the best bullet vibrator in terms of design. It’s the best bullet vibrator in terms of the power, the vibration patterns, the overall value… everything! It’s just the best! I could keep going but I guess that’s already enough!
Best Bullet Vibrator for Experts
Lelo Lyla 2
The Lelo Lyla 2 is a high-end bullet vibrator designed for sex toy enthusiasts willing to pay a premium. It’s very high-quality, powerful, and it has a sexy and unique design. It features the SenseMotion™ technology, which allows you to control the vibrations of the bullet with motion sensors. Pretty crazy!
Price: $149 on Lelo
The Lelo Lyla 2 is likely the most advanced bullet vibrator in existence. It was designed for those of you who like advanced features and innovation in your toys. I enjoyed the vibration patterns and vibration strengths, as this baby really is powerful. The design is very luxurious and overall, the material feels the best out of any bullet vibrator I have ever tried.
It’s advertised as the best bullet vibrator in existence, but is it really the best of the best? In my opinion, no.
Even if the price tag was reduced to equal that of the Tango, I would choose the Tango over this the Lyla 2. The overall performance of this mini massager is excellent and it took the second ranking on my list, but the price tag is, in my opinion, just too high.
The SenseMotion technology was interesting and enjoyable for me at first. However, after a few weeks, I found that I had stopped using it completely. Using motion to control the vibrations makes for some great fun in the bedroom with your partner. However, when you use it by yourself it’s a very underwhelming feature – you might as well just use your hands. There are also some problems with the remote control on this bullet, as it tends to disconnect very easily. The remote loses connection without notice way too often and the vibration intensity does not make up for these problems.
I recommend the Tango over the Lyla 2 for most of you, but if you are curious to see what the SenseMotion technology looks and feels like, then go ahead and get the Lyla 2, you might grow to love it!
Best Budget Bullet Vibrator
Tracey Cox Supersex Bullet Vibrator
Cheap bullet vibrator which has good value for the money. It’s small, discreet and enjoyable, just like a bullet vibrator should be. However, it’s not USB-rechargeable, meaning that you will need to buy new batteries for it often, and while the vibrations are strong, they can’t compete with the Tango.
Price: $16.99 on Lovehoney
For those of you on a tight budget, you might be attracted by the lower price tag of the Tracey Cox Supersex bullet vibrator. It’s enjoyable, the vibrations are strong and it’s both very easy to use and easy to clean. It’s an excellent choice for beginners who have no experience with vibrators but want a decent vibrator to test the grounds with. You will experience the intense clitoral massaging which bullet vibrators are capable of, without creating a large dent in your bank account.
However, the lack of USB-rechargeability and the plastic material used puts it well behind my top pick, the We-Vibe Tango. It’s also not nearly as powerful the Tango, but I guess for the price I can’t complain all that much. The vibrations are nice and rumbly – just how I like them. However, after experiencing the power of the We-Vibe Tango, the best bullet vibrator, I guess I was just waiting for a little more spiciness.
I can recommend Tracey Cox Supersex Bullet Vibrator to beginners who want a basic and cheap bullet vibrator to begin with. However, I do not recommend this to experienced shoppers who want the best of the best . To truly get the best bullet vibrator, you will have to increase your budget a little bit. To my mind, the investment is more than worth it.
Stealthy Bullet Vibrator
Lelo Mia 2
The sleek Lelo Mia 2 bullet vibrator has an eye-catching design which looks identical to a tube of lipstick. It’s easy to use, USB-rechargeable, completely silent and the vibrations are very satisfying. However, I found the vibration patterns on the Tango to be more powerful and wide-ranged.
Price: $79.99 on Lelo
The Lelo Mia 2 is a fantastic, strong bullet vibrator in its own regard. The design is one of the best I have ever come across and I love that it looks like a regular USB stick when you take the bottom cap off and start charging it. Coupled with the completely silent motor it is by far the most discreet bullet vibrator I have come across. You could leave it on the table of your room, buzzing about, and no one would realize that it’s a vibrator. It’s that stealthy! Okay, maybe other girls will have some doubts, but you get the point!
However, after experiencing the deep and rumbly clitoral vibrations of the Tango, I knew right away that the Lelo Mia 2 was no match for it in terms of sheer power. While the price tag is slightly cheaper, personally I would pick the vibrations of the Tango over the Mia 2 any day. The Mia 2 performed excellently in long masturbation sessions, where you are edging yourself close to the climax for a long time period until eventually reaching the prolonged and powerful orgasm.
I would recommend the We-Vibe Tango over the Mia 2 for most of you, but for those of you who love mild and prolonged masturbation sessions or complete discreetness, then the Mia 2 will be an excellent choice. The climax will take longer to reach, but once you get there you will have a long and powerful orgasm guaranteed.
Cheap Bullet Vibrator
Rocks Off Ammunition RO-80mm
Decent silver bullet vibrator with a cheap price tag, and a simple but effective design. It certainly packs some power, but not as much as on the high-end bullets on this list. I did not like the plastic material and the fact that it’s not USB-rechargeable.
Price: $15.99 on Lovehoney
This mini-vibrator from Rocks Off performs well considering its price. It’s small, quiet, unintimidating and powerful. The design really looks like a bullet, as it has a sharp end. Bullets with a sharper end are meant to be used for pinpoint positioning on the clitoris. Whether a flat end or sharp end is better on a bullet vibrator is up to debate, but I personally ranked the design of the We-Vibe Tango higher than the Rocks-Off, although they are both sharp-ended. I felt that the end was too sharp on the Rocks Off, and instead of pinpoint accuracy, it instead created some un-comfortability when I used it.
It’s very easy to use, as it only has one button which turns the vibrator on and off. It only has one vibration function, which feels strong, but I would like some more variety. This bullet vibrator also requires 1.5V N type batteries, which are included, but unless you are planning to use it only for 2 hours total, you will need to buy many, many more of these batteries. Overall, it’s a decent choice if you like the style and design of silver bullet vibrators.
Best Silver Bullet Vibrator
Lovehoney Magic Bullet 10 Function Silver Bullet Vibrator
Silver bullet vibrator with three speeds and seven patterns to choose from. It has a sexy design and the overall performance was great. It’s powerful and the choice of vibration patterns is great for the price. However, it’s noisy and it drains its batteries very quickly.
Price: $16.99 on Lovehoney
A silver bullet vibrator! These are the best bullet vibrators in terms of style and sexy looks, for sure, but not necessarily in terms of power and performance. It’s strong and enjoyable and it has a broad range of vibration patterns and speeds to choose from. The vibrations all feel deep and buzzy, just like those on a high-end bullet vibrator, but not as fantastic as the… you guessed it! The Tango!
If you don’t mind the noisiness and the lack of battery rechargeability, then this silver bullet vibrator will offer you good value for such a cheap price. If you are on a very tight budget, then it’s a decent choice, but it’s nothing groundbreaking or innovative.
Another Good Bullet Vibrator
Desire Luxury USB Rechargeable Bullet Vibrator
Bullet massager with a USB-rechargeable battery, a smooth and functional design. It has 3 speeds plus 17 different vibration patterns to choose from. Its overall performance is excellent, but it’s relatively pricey and I found that the two other mini vibrators in this price range (the Tango and the Mia 2) performed better overall.
Price: $64.99 on Lovehoney
This bullet massager from Desire Luxury is a high-quality product in almost every category where a bullet massager needs to perform well. It has good battery life, USB-rechargeability, a great design and a fantastic range of vibrations. The silicone casing feels silky smooth and perfect, and I would say the material feels better than on the Tango and the Mia 2.
Although the vibrations have a broad range of speeds and patterns, I found their overall performance not on par with the We-Vibe Tango and the Mia 2, which is why I ranked them higher on my list. The vibrations were very nice, they were deep and rumbly on the Desire Luxury, and I enjoyed the broad range very much. However, the pinpoint precision of the tip of the Tango was designed so perfectly that no other bullet vibrator comes close to it. I know I keep talking about the We-Vibe Tango over and over and over, but I just can’t get around how perfect it is!
The Desire Luxury Bullet Vibrator is a decent choice for anyone, but why get decent when you can get excellent?
Who are Bullet Vibrators Meant for?
Bullet vibrators are one of the most popular types of vibrators in recent years. And, to me, it comes as no surprise. They are fantastic for both solo and couple’s use, and they are an excellent starting point for those who have no prior experience with sex toys. Bullet vibrators are small, powerful and very easy to use. They don’t require any complicated techniques to get started and they are some of the most discreet sex toys in existence.
Therefore, I would say that bullet vibrators are an excellent suit for almost all women out there. Any clitoris will benefit immensely from the stimulation of a good-quality bullet vibrator!
Consider getting yourself a bullet vibrator if:
- You want a vibrator which is stealthy, discreet and quiet and will never be found by those close to you.
- You love intense clitoral stimulation from the outside, instead of long and bulky internal vibrators which you have to insert.
- You want a vibrator which is versatile enough to be used both solo and together with your partner during sex.
- You want something that is cheap and that will not push you back an entire months salary.
- You want a vibrator which is easy to use, under any circumstances.
- You are looking for a small but incredibly powerful vibrator.
I could go on about all the reasons to own one of the top bullet vibrators on this list, but I’m sure you get the point. Bullet vibrators really are fantastic in every way imaginable. Despite my huge sex toy collection, they are still one of my go-to-picks for quick and powerful clitoral orgasms!
Why You Should Trust Me
I have been an avid sex toy user for over ten years at this point, and also an enthusiastic sex toy reviewer for multiple years, so I do have some experience behind my back. All of my friends call me crazy for putting so much work and effort into comparing vibrators, but I don’t think it’s crazy at all. It’s just my passion and you can’t always choose what your passion is. My passion may be quirky, but boy is it fun!
Nothing brings me as much satisfaction as sitting behind my desk and analyzing every detail of sex toys I managed to get my hands on. Those moments where I am trying out vibrators in my bed with a notebook next to me, detailing every positive and negative aspect of my session, are the moments I truly live for!
When I review a sex toy I take absolutely everything into consideration. I test the durability of the material, the strength of the vibrations, the battery life, the ease of use, the price… I compare every possible feature in order to be able to give a final recommendation on what product to buy.
All in all, I believe that my intense review methodology is the main factor which sets me apart from most other sex toy users. I go the extra length to ensure that I know what I am talking about, and that I can back my talking up with evidence.
Features of a Top Bullet Vibrator
There are some thing which you should take into consideration before purchasing a bullet vibrator. What is the best bullet vibrator for an experienced vibrator user like me will not always be the best choice for you if you are a beginner.
Next, I will highlight some main points of consideration in choosing the best bullet vibrator for yourself:
Material of the Bullet Vibrator
One of the first things I like to look at when choosing any sex toy is the material used. In the case of bullet vibrators, most of the best bullet vibrator models out there are either ABC Plastic or Silicone. I always prefer silicone over plastic, as it feels silky smooth and very pleasurable, but ABS plastic can perform just as well, depending on the design used on the toy. However, unless you know exactly what you want and have some experience, I would stay away from vibrators made of glass or steel. They may look cool, but to my mind, they feel too rigid and bulky.
Price of the Bullet Vibrator
Naturally this is always the first thing people consider when choosing any product. After all, who doesn’t love a bargain? I know I do. However, when it comes to bullet vibrators and sex toys in general, the price tag does not always reveal the true cost of a product, as strange as that may sound. What I found is that since none of these cheap bullet vibrators had USB-rechargeable batteries, the cost of owning and using one rose dramatically over time. The word “cheap” regarding vibrators can be very deceiving.
For example, my very first purchase was a cheap bullet vibrator costing only about twelve dollars. I thought I had found a crazy bargain, as the bullet vibrator was powerful and cost almost nothing at all. However, after a few short months of, use I realized that I had already spent over 60$ on batteries alone! The model used LR44 batteries, which were difficult to find and expensive in my area. Nowadays, one of the first things I look at is not the price, but instead the battery life and rechargeability of the bullet vibrator.
Wired & Wireless Bullets
Wireless bullet vibrators are controlled by a remote which is usually placed on the bullet vibrator itself, while wired models have a separate remote for controlling all of the motor functions. Both have their advantages and disadvantages, but in the end, I still find wireless bullet vibrators to be the easiest to use and the most comfortable. The wires of the bullet vibrator can get tangled between you and your partner, they can break and the cleaning process after a session ends up taking more time. However, a wireless bullet vibrator should have a functional design which allows you to change the settings comfortably during use. Having to take the bullet vibrator off the sweet spot just to move between vibration patterns can ruin the whole experience, as you are constantly putting it on your clit and then taking it off again.
Power & Speed of the Motor
This is perhaps the main factor which sets apart the best bullet vibrator from the worst. After all, what use is a vibrator if it does not vibrate properly?
Your experience level comes into play here as well. If you are a beginner, then you probably have no need for a fancy 10 function bullet vibrator with endless different settings. You can find just as much enjoyment from a well-built single speed bullet vibrator.
However, if you already have some experience behind your back or you want to begin with a real bang (now we’re talking!), you might want to consider a bullet vibrator with multiple speeds and functions. They tend to be pricier, but the extra versatility more than compensated it for me.
Batteries & Rechargeability
Personally, I have grown so tired of shopping for batteries every time I want to use a vibrator, that I will never buy anything other than USB-rechargeable bullet vibrators ever again. It may not seem like a big deal at first, but the frustration of having to run to the store instead of being able to use your favorite vibrator and enjoying yourself in the comfort of your home is very real to me. Everything except the two budget picks in this list of best bullet vibrators are USB-rechargeable, so take this into consideration when deciding which bullet to get for yourself.
How I Picked & Tested Bullet Vibrators
The best bullet vibrators had to perform well in every category, in order to be picked for this list. They had to be powerful enough to bring you to climax just by themselves, they had to be durable enough for years of constant use without breaking, they had to be easy to use for everyone and they had to be quiet enough not to be heard at all from behind a closed door.
To evaluate these factors, I first tested all of the six bullet vibrators I personally own, compared them against each other and made a ranking list from best to worst. Then I went on the internet and began my in-depth research. I looked through all available material, including online reviews, customer ratings, customer feedback pages and the best-selling sex toy pages, to get a second perspective in addition to my own, as women’s bodies are all unique and I cannot claim that a bullet vibrator which fits me perfectly will fit all of you.
I evaluated both the short-term cost of owning a specific bullet vibrator and the long-term cost of owning one, to get a valid understanding of what a bullet vibrator will cost over the long run. For example, some bullet vibrators had a very cheap price tag but the battery life was so short that in a matter of months the cost of use would have risen to hundreds of dollars, due to the need to constantly buy new LR44 batteries, which are hard to find as well.
What I Found
After doing all the information gathering from all the different sources I found, after including my own experiences, and organizing the information in a comparative way, I had finally created a list of the best bullet vibrators in existence! I was surprised to find that in many cases there was no connection at all between price and quality, as the most expensive bullet vibrators were rarely the most powerful bullet vibrators.
The We-Vibe Tango quickly rose to the top of my list as the best bullet vibrator, as it performed the best in almost every category I tested. Its price is affordable (taking into consideration that it’s a high-end bullet vibrator), it’s USB-rechargeable, wireless and the design is so small that you would never guess it’s a vibrator just from looking at it. Therefore, it took the number one spot in terms of discreetness and stealthiness as well. And most importantly, it is the most powerful bullet vibrator in existence!
When matching all of these best bullet vibrators against one another, I placed the most emphasis on the power and vibration patterns, as these are the deciding factors which will set apart the mediocre bullet from the best bullet vibrator. The Tango had the broadest pattern of vibrations, ranging from a mild buzz to powerful pulse waves going through your clitoris. The patterns were absolutely fantastic, as they allow you to start off slowly and gradually move into the most intense settings until finally arriving at the powerful climax.
The We-Vibe Tango brought me so unbelievably powerful orgasms, that it left my body shaking and so sensitive, that even a touch of a fingertip could make me scream! Need I say anything else?