Squirting dildos have gotten tons of attention lately. Last year they were also featured on one of my favorite magazines, Vice! After reading Maria’s experiences with her ejaculating dildo on Vice, I knew I had to get my hands on one. And I did! As the crazy girl that I am, I even ended up getting my hands on a dozen of them, believe it or not. I have been testing them almost every single day for over a year now, and I am finally feeling confident enough to bring to you this squirting dildo review.

The dildo which Maria featured in her article, the Pop! squirting dildo ended up being my absolute favorite out of all of them, even after trying out so many alternatives. Maybe Maria’s writing was the reason why I fell in love with it head-over-heels. If you end up loving the Pop! even half as much as I did, then it’s totally worth it!


Top 10 Best Squirting Dildos

The choice of squirting dildos on the market is expanding very quickly due to high demand. Therefore, I will keep this review of the best squirting dildos updated on a monthly basis. Finding the best squirting dildo can be daunting at first, but in reality – it’s not difficult at all.

Decide on a budget, your size preference, and the color of the dildo you want. After you decide on these things, making the right choice should be a breeze, with the help of this squirting dildo review.


1. Pop! – The Best Squirting Dildo

Premium-quality small silicone ejaculating dildo created for maximum performance and stimulation, while sacrificing realism. It’s the best ejaculating dildo for first-timers and high-end users alike. It’s superb!

$139.95 on Betty’s Toy Box

The Pop! series of ejaculating dildos is certainly a unique one. After all, they look nothing like a real cock. They look more like ejaculating horse dildos. Or, well, not really, horse cocks are not bright pink and green, are they…

Okay, let’s forget the design – it’s bright, it’s colorful, it’s cute as hell, okay? Where this ejaculating dildo truly shines, however, is its performance. The silicone body feels silky smooth, which makes it super easy to insert. A silicone material is always the best material for ejaculating dildos because it does not develop any stains. Also, the tip of the Pop! has such a shape that it fits snugly against the G-spot. There is nothing I love more than positioning the Pop! against my G-spot and filling myself with cum. It’s amazing!

I should mention that it’s a rather small squirting dildo, measuring at a length of 7.5 inches. This makes it an excellent choice for first-timers, but more experienced users who love the feeling of fullness might prefer something bigger like the Drencher, coming up next. Personally, though, I think 7.5 inches works just fine. I am a bit of a power-freak and generally, I love big dildos, but even for me, the size of the Pop! was just right. Lastly, I want to mention that the Pop! has a fantastic choice of colors – they are so bright and colorful. Really, really, cute!


2. The Drencher – The Best Squirting Black Dildo

This squirting realistic cock from Doc Johnson is an absolute masterpiece and the best realistic black squirting dildo on the market. The Drencher is sort of like the Lamborghini of squirting dildos – it’s luxurious, it’s gorgeous, it’s shining… but it’s pricey.

$172.99 on Betty’s Toy Box

As its name would suggest, this big black cumming dildo will leave you absolutely drenched in cum by the time you are done with it. The Drencher is not the most huge squirting dildo on this list, but it’s definitely amongst the biggest. I don’t love it only because of its size, but also its veiny texture, stretchy balls, and thick build. It’s so sexy…

The Drencher is a silicone squirting dildo made from medical-grade silicone. A silicone material is more useful than ever before when it comes to dildos that cum. Squirting dildos which are made from cheap materials like rubber and PVC tend to absorb in the fake cum very easily. This leads to a permanently stained squirting dildo in just a few short months, which is kind of disgusting. Thankfully, silicone does not absorb any fluids, so silicone squirting dildos stay as fresh as new for many, many years. Get the Drencher if you want the best huge squirting dildo, and you are willing to pay a premium.


3. RealSkin – The Best Budget Squirting Dildo

The RealSkin is a small squirting dildo designed for beginners. It’s also the cheapest product on this list. If you are a first-timer, it’s an excellent choice.

$39.99 on Betty’s Toy Box

This is a squirting dildo made from TPE, which is not as good as silicone, but definitely better than PVC, which is what most of the $60-$70 dildos on this list are made of. For the price, it’s a fantastic pick, and for first-time experimenting, it’s probably the best squirting dildo on this list. It’s cheap, it’s reliable, and it’s realistic. What more can you ask for? Here is a quick introductory video for the RealSkin dildos:


4. Deep Derek Ejaculating Dildo

The Deep Derek is a huge ejaculating dildo created for those of you who love the feeling of fullness and stretchedness. It’s one of the best ejaculating dildos in the mid-range price point.

$74.99 on Betty’s Toy Box

The Deep Dickin Derek series is one of the most popular series of dildos on the planet. The main reasons being that they are realistic, sexy and fairly cheap. I myself own two of their dildos, and I am satisfied with both of them. One of them is, of course, the Deep Derek Ejaculating Dildo. It’s a rather huge ejaculating dildo in terms of size, measuring at 12 inches long. Fully inserting this bad-boy inside your ass or pussy takes some training, but once you do, it does feel fantastic.

It does have one major disadvantage over high-end squirting dildos, however, and this is the fact that it’s made from PVC instead of silicone. Silicone squirting dildos are always the better choice, but sadly, they also tend to come at a higher price. The fact that it’s made from PVC is not exactly a dealbreaker, though, as this ejaculating dildo still performs remarkably well overall. It’s one of the best, but not THE best ejaculating dildo if you get what I am saying.


5. Titanmen Squirting Dildo

A true brown Titan. This is a giant squirting dildo created by Doc Johnson with realism and size in mind. If you want a cock which is brown, big and realistic, then this is one of the best squirting dildos for you.

$74.99 on Betty’s Toy Box

The Titanmen is a PVC squirting dildo which looks gorgeous. The veins on the surface, the stretchy skin, the head of the cock – it all looks and feels wonderfully real. Although I am generally not a fan of squirting dildos created from PVC I have to give some credit to the Titanmen. It’s one of the best squirting dildo choices you can make in this price range.


6. Bust It Squirting Dildo

Small squirting dildo with a body made from vinyl. A decent all-around choice.

$69.95 on Adam & Eve

The Bust It is a squirting dildo made from vinyl, which is preferable to PVC. It’s not nearly as good as TPE or silicone, but it’s able to hold its own. The Bust It has a relatively cheap price, a  strong suction cup, and realistic texture, so altogether it’s a very solid high-quality product. It’s a bit boring though, isn’t it? I feel like it’s lacking that little extra “spice” which the truly best squirting dildos have.


7. Eruption XL – Huge Squirting Dildo

The Eruption XL is a truly huge squirting dildo. It’s the biggest on this list, and it’s not for the faint-hearted. It’s the best squirting dildo for all you power-freaks out there, who love abusing yourselves!

$62.99 on Betty’s Toy Box

The Eruption XL kind of looks like an eggplant on the photo, does it not?

Well, looks can be deceiving, because this is no eggplant – instead, this is an absolute monster of a black squirting dildo. It’s freaking huge! If 12.5 inches of black cock doesn’t make you excited, then you are definitely in the wrong place right now.

However, I should mention one major flaw that this black squirting dildo has – it has no suction surface on the end. As you can see, the bottom end of the squirting dildo is round, and it does not stand on itself. This may not seem like a big deal at first sight, but in reality, it’s rather annoying when you always have to hold the dildo in hand to be able to use it. Especially in the case of such a huge squirting dildo like the Eruption XL. I would love it way more if I could stick it on the wall and grind away on it. If you can look past this fact though, then it’s one of the best squirting dildos out there.


8. Black Squirting Dildo

A big black squirting dildo that cums.  I loved the realistic veiny texture, the stretchy balls, and the dark color.

$64.99 on Betty’s Toy Box

This black squirting dildo is made from PVC, and it’s certainly amongst the best squirting dildo choices out there. After all, it looks so-so sexy, doesn’t it? If you have ever wanted to know what it feels like to feel a throbbing black cock blow a huge load of cum inside of you, then this black squirting dildo is exactly for you. Personally, I strongly preferred the number one choice, the Drencher, because of its silicone body. However, this black squirting dildo is considerably cheaper than the Drencher, so for budget-oriented people, it might be a better choice overall.


9. King Cock – Realistic Ejaculating Dildo

Unlike the name would suggest, the King Cock is actually a fairly small ejaculating dildo. It’s made from PVC, it has a realistic texture, and it’s a cum dildo. What more can I say?

 

$64.99 on Lovehoney

I am generally a fan of the King Cocks, and most of my dildo reviews feature them in one way or another. However, when it comes to their ejaculating dildo, I just could not give it the top place. While it’s very realistic, it just does not feel as good as some of the alternatives on this list. Specifically, the silicone ejaculating dildos. PVC ejaculating dildos will always be inferior to their silicone counterparts, and the king Cock ejaculating dildo is no exception in regards to this. It’s a realistic cumming dildo, but it’s not exactly the best.


10. Realistic Squirting Dildo Beige

This cum filled dildo is a good all-around choice. It’s medium-sized, it’s affordable, and it’s reliable. However, it’s not exactly unique and it fades in with all the rest. Still, it’s a decent pick.

$59.99 on Betty’s Toy Box

This beige realistic squirting dildo is again made from PVC, like most of the options on this list. I have already talked way too much about the disadvantages of PVC in this squirting dildo review, so I will not bore you any longer with this. What I can say, however, is that this cum filled dildo is very average. It has an average price, average size, average design… just about everything about this squirting dildo is average. It’s an ok choice, but I would recommend the other top picks instead of this beige realistic squirting dildo.

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